Every new year comes with a New Year’s baby. It’s a big job to be a newly birthed minor celebrity. Mike Paulus shares his story.
Somewhere in my parent’s house, deep in a box in the basement, there’s a newspaper clipping. A grey and white photo and its caption. It shows a young woman on the very first day of 1976. She looks tired. She looks like she wasn’t really ready for a newspaper photographer to show up at the door, ask her to smile, and take her picture. She’s sitting up in bed. And she’s holding a baby.
Spoiler alert: I AM THAT BABY. Only back when this photo was taken, I was way smaller, I had a lot less hair, and – as you may have guessed – I was freshly birthed.
Mom and I both were a little out of sorts, although Mom at least had been through childbirth before, with my older sister Sarah. However, as I very much enjoy pointing out, Sarah didn’t have a newspaper man show up just because she was born.
It was dumb luck, but I’ll take it – I was a New Years baby.
On January 1, 1976, I was the first baby born in Monroe, Wisconsin. And for about ten seconds, or however long it took the average Monroe-ian to read a two sentence caption, I was a minor celebrity. And my mom and dad? Well, they’d just won a big contest.
It was staged by the local paper – they won all kinds of prizes just because I popped into existence after all of the clocks in the middle of America had ticked past midnight. And no else in Monroe had.
They won practical things like diapers. But if memory serves, they also won some pizza and some beer and lots of other stuff. So as soon as I was born, my parents owed me. Big time.
Not really. My mom was the real hero that night.
Now, I’m not sure if you believe in luck (I mean, we barely know each other), but I believe that I’ve led a very lucky life. I know great people and I seem to fall into interesting opportunities. So perhaps something magical happened on that chilly night back in the 1970s.
As people partied at the local bars and raised their cups to the new year ahead, perhaps a giant wave of hopeful energy rose up and then poured down from the starry sky, flooding the hospital at the very moment I came into the world. Maybe I was born already wrapped up in a blanket of luck.
Or maybe I just had good, solid, generous parents and enough sense to hang out with good, solid, generous people. We may never know.
But one thing’s for sure. When I see that old newspaper clipping and look at my young mother’s face, at the “Is my hair OK? Can you please leave now?” look in her tired eyes, I’m absolutely filled with gratitude for all of the good things in my life and especially the people who’ve provided me with so much warmth and care.
So thank you, Monroe. And thank you, Mom. Happy New Year.